07 6 / 2012
You can manage to simultaneously look your best and feel your worst.
05 6 / 2012
You’re so broke that you have to consciously moderate how much toothpaste you use.
04 6 / 2012
People who are unconditionally happy (or sad, for that matter) really don’t make any sense.
03 6 / 2012
You realize folding clothes is worth the time investment.
God damn it, now I know I’m getting old.