Sign of becoming an adult #4:
You can manage to simultaneously look your best and feel your worst.
Sign of becoming an adult #3:
You’re so broke that you have to consciously moderate how much toothpaste you use.
People who are unconditionally happy (or sad, for that matter) really don’t make any sense.
Sign of becoming an adult #2:
You’ve nine to fived it.
I like to listen exactly as much as I like to talk
Sign of becoming an adult #1:
You realize folding clothes is worth the time investment. God damn it, now I know I’m getting old.