The place where no lies are told

Mmm, Spider-Man.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 02:25:34 -0400

So many feels. Wish I had a time machine.

Sign of becoming an adult #4:

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:39:44 -0400

You can manage to simultaneously look your best and feel your worst.

Sign of becoming an adult #3:

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 23:34:22 -0400

You’re so broke that you have to consciously moderate how much toothpaste you use.

People who are unconditionally happy (or sad, for that matter) really don’t make any sense.

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 22:54:07 -0400

People who are unconditionally happy (or sad, for that matter) really don’t make any sense.

Sign of becoming an adult #2:

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 22:52:01 -0400

You’ve nine to fived it.

I like to listen exactly as much as I like to talk

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:29:53 -0400

Sign of becoming an adult #1:

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:35:44 -0400

You realize folding clothes is worth the time investment.

God damn it, now I know I’m getting old.

You motivate me in ways you'll never know or understand.

Wed, 30 May 2012 11:45:57 -0400

Oh, this site exists?

Tue, 29 May 2012 02:34:32 -0400

…Nah, no way. This site totally doesn’t exist.

Gaze upon this video in all of its glory. Cover...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:51:00 -0400

Gaze upon this video in all of its glory.

Cover of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

Edit: Uh…somehow I got on CNN for this. LMAO

Defeat is not nearly as difficult as accepting it.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 08:50:16 -0400

http://www.facebook.com/RickSantorumMemes

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:13:06 -0500

http://www.facebook.com/RickSantorumMemes

YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:27:39 -0500

YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

#parkerproblems

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:59:47 -0500

#parkerproblems

Also, everyone needs to watch this video now.

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:23:54 -0500

Also, everyone needs to watch this video now.

Taking a quick break from my tumblr hiatus to highlight this...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:11:00 -0500

Taking a quick break from my tumblr hiatus to highlight this remarkable similarity.

Also, fuck Rick Santorum.

Stopped posting here, will probably continue hiatus.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:02:45 -0500

Sometimes, this site just serves as a gateway for feeling shitty and emo about pointless crap, and being away from it has been fantastic.

It’s been real, Tumblr.

sirmitchell: I’m surprised that this isn’t on Fox...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:06:31 -0500

sirmitchell:

I’m surprised that this isn’t on Fox News.

unknowablewoman: Bless this tweet.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:05:47 -0500

unknowablewoman:

Bless this tweet.

Proud

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:02:20 -0500

of myself!